

Acquaint yourself with the DURT PURZ crew: Grimy-ass girls who carry metal buckets filled with sand, cigarette butts, condoms, Tamagotchis and every piece of paraphernalia under the scuzzy-ass sun. What happens when their scuzz toting prowess is challenged by their rivals, the CHICKENHEADZ, whose massive updos mask their gunk trove?

Tormented by his own mother's relentless love and affection, 14 year old Jason longs for the careless parenting of his best friend Ryan's trashy mom.
Copyright Retarded Robot Bacon Records 2012
ALL music & lyrics Jason Klegman (LoL sUk It RyAn!!!)

He's just trying to leave a simple voicemail, for Christ's sake.

The story of Christopher Goodchild, the enigmatic English boy-man who revolutionized children's book writing in 1960s Trenton, NJ.
Who knew all your favorite children's authors had a twisted, drug laden, sex-crazed creative movement of their own???

Struggling to find inspiration for her new poem, Ali discovers beauty in Duncan Shiek, leap-year birthdays and the impending Mayan apocalypse

College: Pop quizzes? Yup! Frat houses? Sure! Venereal diseases? Absolutely! Cool Professors who aren't afraid to curse in front of students?!?! You bet!!!

Just an average night for three Long Island teens who really love cars. Get to know Gio, Ant' & Crazy Ryan in this early clip from their public access show.
City on Film is the name we gave the comedy videos we began making in 2004. We made the feature film SEAN. in 2005 and the show I'M ON PUBLIC ACCESS! in 06-07. Now we make short films for our live variety show CHURCH and music videos for our favorite bandz.
City on Film is Mike, Tom, Gabe and Brianna and many of their talented and sexually aggressive friends. We've made each other pee our pants since attending Sea Cliff Elementary School until later when Tom transferred from competing Long Island township Glen Cove at which point we began pooping our pants.
Cause we like to get high off laughter and then make things to further that high. Anything for a sweet, destructive high. Come get high with us!!!
Totally!!! To learn more about what makes us tick, click here.